JonathonFisk

My new hobby: Putting my Itunes on shuffle and searching the song that comes up here.

This is what happens at 2:00 in the morning.

Rules:
Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the most interesting definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people. Eh, no.

1.) Your name: David
1-A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

2-A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.

The entire first page is just listing of how awesome I am.

2.) Your age:14
1-The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

2-A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children".

Awesome...

3.) What should you be doing:Studying

Doing anything other than studying

Damn straight

4.) Favorite colorurple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Oooooo.K.

5.) Birthplace:Indianapolis

regardless what other people who call the city "IndiaNoPlace" say, the capital of Indiana is still great.

6.) Month of your birth:June

In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style.




The month the hottest people in the world are born.

The internet thinks I'm awesome.

7.) Last person you talked to: Mother

Random word when someone says something random and annoying

8.) One of your nicknamesavis

good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic, fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer. likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his girlfriend and very very very rare

Yup, I'm awesome.

Another fun meme I found over at random-crazyness's blog-thing. Basically, you search the answers into the 'search art' thing.

1. Your first name:
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2. Your birth month:
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3. Your birth year:
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4. Your Zodiac sign:
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5. Your Chinese Zodiac sign:
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6. Eye colour:
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7. City you were born in:
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8. Place you live now:
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9. Favourite Season:
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10. Favourite colour:
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11. Favourite food:
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12. Favourite drink:
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13. Favourite book:
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14. Favourite flower:
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15. Favourite singer:
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16. Favourite movie:
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17. Favourite TV show:
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18. Favourite animal:
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19. Favourite actor:
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20. Favourite video game:
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21. Where you want to go on vacation:
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22. Dream car:
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23. The last food you ate:
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24. The last drink you had:
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25. The last movie you watched:
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26. The last place you went on vacation:
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27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex:

28. The cutest guy (or girl) on earth:
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29. The next movie you want to watch:
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30. Yuckiest food on earth:
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31. Biggest phobia:
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Just an FYI. Don't expect daily/annual postings or deviations or anything from me. I won't deliver. I shall update when I damn well please.

1) Full name?
David Franklin Ulrich

2) Male/Female?
Male

3) Were you named after anyone?
The Franklin is for FDR

4) Does your name mean anything?
Beloved

5) Nickname(s)?
Dave, Davy, Davis

6) What do you think you look like?
5'something", glasses, short hair.

7) Date of birth?
June 14th

8) Place of birth and current location?
Elkhart and Traverse City

9) Nationality?
German Mennonite (not any more)

10) Astrology sign?
Gemini

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Dog

12) Religion?
None, though I do follow the Buddist life style.

13) What's your favorite smell?
Warm rain and a freshly light fire

14) Political Position?
Liberal

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk

16) Hair + eye color?
Brown

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Abigale Breslin

18) What do you look like?
A tree

19) Any unusual talents?
Double jointed...

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Right

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Straight (What does other mean?)

22) What do you do for a living?
Be

23) What do you do for fun?
Video games, draw (Dur), and play with animals

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
Good ol' pencil

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Matter...

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Yes

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Not now

28) Crush?
No

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Ellen Page

30) Current worries?
If I will miss the Daily Show.

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
I don't really know any deviants...

32) Favorite place to be?
Home

33) Least favorite place to be?
The southern US

34) Do you burn or tan?
Well, duh

35) Ever break a bone?
Nope

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Trix

37) Person you cry with?
Mother

38) Any sisters?
2

39) Any brothers?
Zero

40) Any pets?
2 dogs, 3 cats, and like 30 chickens

41) An illness
OCD, Anxiety, Restless Leg Syndrome, and Manic Depression. Fun fun.

42) A pager?
Nope

43) A personal phone line?
Nope

44) A cell phone?
And nope

45) A visible birthmark?
One on my side

46) A pool or hot tub?
No

47) A car?
No

48) Personality?
Sensitive, modest, yet outgoing.

49) Driving?
Nope

50) Your clothing style?
What ever I find in my closet.

51) Room?
Room.

52) What's missing?
Stolen things?...

53) School?
Part time.

54) Bed?
Sleep.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)
A good one.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
Sometimes

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in the body quickly recognizing another humans pheromone (genetic code copy) as a match.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Quite

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
Video game script writer.

60) Get along with your parents?
Nicely.

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
Sometimes.

62) Pray?
No thanks.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
Sort of.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Rarely.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
No.

67) Like to exercise?
Sometimes

68) Like to watch sports?
Only soccer

69) Sing in the car?
Sing everywhere.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
The inability to find my locker

71) Dream in color?
Yup

72) Do you have nightmares?
Rarely

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
His name is Pooky

74) What's right next to you?
Bread

75) What's on your favorite mug?
A grunt

76) What's on your mouse pad?
Opossum

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Pink?

78) Your brand of deodorant?
I think it's speed stick

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Sand dunes

81) What's hiding in your closet?
My cat

82) Under your bed?
Lint

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Frank

84) Your bad time of the day?
Morning

85) Your worst fear(s)
Insects

86) What's the weather like?
Clear

87) Your favorite time of year?
Spring

88) Your favorite holiday?
Chrismahanakwanzaka

89) A material weakness?
Video games

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Cottage cheese and applesause

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Draw Slade/Odin

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Learning to deal with stupid people.

93) A pet peeve?
Humans.

94) Your scariest moment?
Being sucked in by an undertow in January when I was 5ish

95) Your attitude about love?
I love it.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
I was running up stairs and I fell and caught myself inches from the floor

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Anxiety

98) The best feeling in the world?
Weightlessness

99) Who sent this to you?
I found it

100) 5 people you tag:
Anyone