Rules:
Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the most interesting definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people. Eh, no.
1.) Your name: David
1-A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
2-A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
The entire first page is just listing of how awesome I am.
2.) Your age:14
1-The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 1